BIOMASS EXPERT READS BIBLE BEFORE WATCHING KOREAN PORN EACH NIGHT

Sex is another pleasurable activity for an idiot and a pure bliss like no other for an enlightened one.

Lorenzo Bertotti

Lorenzo Bertotti from Dallas, Texas, is a sex blogger and a biomass expert, who only had one wet dream in his 35 years of life and he seems to be too proud of it. He believes one of the reasons why he never had more than one was because her hot sisters always sucked away all the semen he had since he was a teenager. The only time he had this wet dream was when he was away from his family and couldn’t fuck his own sisters as you would see on those Koreans Sex Videos.

Lorenzo writes he doesn’t even know what’s the official Bible right now. He says every Bible he ever read was just an advertisement to join Christianity. One even had this note saying “I am (enter your name) and I seek forgiveness by converting into a Christian from today. Please forgive my past sins.”

Lorenzo writes looking at the similarities that the Ganga River of India and Jordan River of Judaism share in the mythologies, he won’t be surprised to learn that the Jews once lived in India during the Biblical times.

Lorenzo believes wearing 100% pure leather Crocodile underwear increases libido in both women and men. He claims to have been wearing the same for the past 3 years now and believes his libido has shot up to 300% higher. He says he is so passionate about sex for the past 3 years now that he can have it 24/7 with the ugliest woman left on the face of the earth.

Lorenzo believes nothing makes you feel as warm as a good sexual session whoever it may be with. He is Pro-Incest as you can tell by reading the first paragraph of this article.

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